Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.04.30 04:18:29 -
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I'm Jason Galente, of no particular rank or title. Born of a Brutor mother who served in the Tribal Liberation Force after being freed from slavery herself, and a Gallentean father who was a professor of Philosophy at the University of Caille campus in orbit around Bourynes VII. I grew up very poor after my father, Cato, went missing when I was very young and was never found.
I am an economist and philosopher by education, mining technician by post-collegiate training and combat pilot by volition. I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of martial prowess (both inside and outside of the capsule), and enlightenment, in equal measure.
In my early days as a capsuleer, I became a model to pay off my Caille student loans, qualifying as a contestant in Season 2 of "New Eden's Next Top Model", hosted by the infamous Sani Sabik, Revan Neferis. During this time, I learned that the industry was controlled by equal parts gay Gallentean men and bitter, cunning Sani Sabik women who were quite fond of fetishes. Yeah, it was bizarre. I ended up at war with one judge and three contestants before the preliminaries were over, and was assassinated at the host's request for a rather small slight, the payment for which (paid to another contestant) was a fully fitted Chimera-class carrier. Impressed with the whole ordeal, I decided to join this capsuleer and was mentored by him for a period of nearly a year. I ended up retiring for four years due to a personal crisis of faith, leading to a desire to be free to contemplate life's greatest questions, and re-evaluate my priorities in life.
Currently, I am a militiaman in the Fade Standing Fleet and an auxiliary in the Entosis Fleets for Pandemic Horde, and aspire to become a fleet commander soon in the fight against tyranny in the North. My combat specialization is in interceptors, tactical destroyers, and battlecruisers, with an emphasis on engineering and propulsion skills. When I am not fighting in the war, I am often studying strategy, markets, fleet tactics and logistics, and history. I am starting a new colonial venture in the largely empty but resource-dense planets of Fade and Querious soon, aiming to produce nanites, advanced robotics, drones, and cybernetics, while providing industrial and commercial opportunities to thousands seeking to leave empyrean space for new opportunities and liberty from over-bearing governments.
I am also Head Shitposter at the weekly TL;DR.
A pleasure.
TL;DR: I'm a Gallentean-Brutor heretic anarchist thug capitalist warmonger pretty boy who thinks he is funny.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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